Make it stop

By ITSnotFUNNYtoMEass - 25/05/2009 08:54 - United States

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Today, my mom talked about how it's interesting how there's so many different size of penises. She also told me that since she's doing hormone therapy she's able to orgasm a LOT more. We were stuck in stop and go traffic for three hours. When I turned on the radio, she turned it off and talked more. FML
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mucrew 0

you should have said "yea i agree"! and gotten into a deep discussion with her...so she'll feel really awkward too! haha

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paperfox_fml 0

Lucky #36 apparently doesn't understand the meaning of the phrase 'child abuse'.

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choppedNskrewed 0

lol #5....that's what i would have done. I kind of wish my mom would do that to me just so i can do that.

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KickMeInTheNadz 0

FYL for having a mom who was possibly a party animal when she was younger.

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marlux 0

. well she just wants you to know shes been around places, no offence

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Jade_Rothwell 0

that sucks... my mom would NEVER talk about ANYTHING like that... too bad ur mom wasnt more prude like mine

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Kristibaby11 0

Oh man, fyl. My moms to religious to talk about that shit to us.

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Dogmaw 0

I'll need your mom's name and phone number. K? Thanks.

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aback 4

Yeah, she *says* it's HRT, but it sounds more like meth.

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