Money: Make yourself at home

Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 17:11 - United States - Middletown

Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML

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By hate enough to kill... - 14/10/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Stevensweert

Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML

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Call the police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 11:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML

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Call the fuzz

By elizabeth - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

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Call the FBI on her ass

By Anonymous - 14/03/2020 03:11

Today, I got home from work to I find my cash box open and empty. My mom walked up and said, "If you have a lock that easy to pick, you don't deserve the money." There was 650 dollars in there. She refuses to give it back. FML

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By thanksmom - 20/07/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

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By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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Shady dealings

By CaptBlood - 04/05/2021 14:01

Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML

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By sisisathief - 28/05/2017 08:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 15 February 2014 1:14

You live with your mother-in-law? I'd rather have a nude cage match with a honey badger and a velociraptor while slathered with cow's blood than live with my mother-in-law.

Nightwing98 22

Saturday 15 February 2014 1:17

Have you ever considered writing children's books?

Comments

loveingit 7

Saturday 15 February 2014 11:46

If you had no say in your home why stay? YDI

simsgirlgem 25

Saturday 15 February 2014 14:31

Go for Nanny cams all over your house your wife can't believe her mother if you have Video proof and if she get's mad at you for spying explain you had no choice sweeten the deal by saying you were going to get her something nice like a necklace but because Mommy dearest took your cash you couldn't and hopefully she'll talk to her mother about this and make it clear if this happens again mom will be on the street

pbull 5

Saturday 15 February 2014 14:53

Sounds like you need to stand up and be a man. Why would you let someone steal from you?

marramrammar 2

Saturday 15 February 2014 15:06

You can do something! Take your shh back on the spot or divorce the wife unit!

FelKysier 7

Saturday 15 February 2014 15:09

My best friend had exactly this same problem. He installed spy cams, caught her in act, and showed his wife, who only yelled at him for spying on her mother. Short of it: They are divorced, and he has never been happier. (Icing on cake, mommy stole from sweet lil daughter later down road and now shes homeless). Moral of story: Don't put up with this kind of shit.

TheCrispyCat 20

Saturday 15 February 2014 15:18

Call the police?

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 15 February 2014 15:32

Keep your wallet in a secure place from the thieving bitch from now on. That is awful your wife doesnt believe you. And terrible your own family steals from you. My older brother would always steal my money and valuables and pawn them, until my dad finally kicked him out of the house, because he started stealing from my parents too. Or you could set up a sting and secretly videotape her stealing the bait.