Call the FBI on her ass

By Anonymous - 14/03/2020 03:11

Today, I got home from work to I find my cash box open and empty. My mom walked up and said, "If you have a lock that easy to pick, you don't deserve the money." There was 650 dollars in there. She refuses to give it back. FML

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Piggy banked

By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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Technically, that's stealing

By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00

Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML

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By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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Thieves like us

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 04:00

Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML

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Addict

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 17:11 - United States - Middletown

Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML

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By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

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By outagrand - 01/08/2009 14:08 - Australia

Today, I gave my mother a pre-prepared deposit envelope with my fortnightly wage in it, in cash. I tell her exactly where the deposit box is and what to do. I'm now desperately calling the bank because my mother accidentely put my $1200 deposit in the little trash can for receipts under the ATM. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 14 March 2020 4:31

Tell your mom she doesn't deserve a nursing home that is clean and treats the old folks with dignity. If that doesn't work, ...cops.

wellthatsunfortunate 10

Saturday 14 March 2020 4:48

Well, tell her that the cops will find that very interesting. Seriously, that is stealing!

Comments

JLS 4

Saturday 14 March 2020 3:32

Who keeps their money in a cash box? Are you selling Girl Scout cookies? Put it in the bank.

Alex Gruber 5

Saturday 14 March 2020 12:10

yeah, she shoulda put it in a bank! At an interest rate of 0,01% and a quarterly maintenance fee of $4.- that woulda earned her - oh wait...

JLS 4

Monday 16 March 2020 15:18

🙄

JuliaKay14 33

Wednesday 18 March 2020 21:01

Just because they didn’t use a bank doesn’t mean that their money in a locked box is up for grabs

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 14 March 2020 4:31

Tell your mom she doesn't deserve a nursing home that is clean and treats the old folks with dignity. If that doesn't work, ...cops.

wellthatsunfortunate 10

Saturday 14 March 2020 4:48

Well, tell her that the cops will find that very interesting. Seriously, that is stealing!

popemichael 9

Monday 23 March 2020 11:00

It's stupid when people like this don't call the cops. "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" - Family doesn't mean shit when they are harmful, toxic people.

ViviMage 38

Saturday 14 March 2020 7:27

That much money should be in a bank earning interest! I can see less than $100 sitting but that much?? If she won't give it back call the cops for theft.

Alex Gruber 5

Saturday 14 March 2020 11:59

Where does one still get interest? No bank interest any more where I live, with negative interest being on the rise...

no0ne0890 29

Sunday 15 March 2020 8:04

theres like a small handful but they come with some caveats. my bank gives it but its alliant credit union but or at least in my area they dont have a central bank where I can walk up to like bank of america I have to find an atm that does everything without charge which they can be a little difficult to find. luckily if I cant find a free one alliant will deposit the fee into your bank after filling up a form.