Money: Make yourself at home

Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 17:11 - United States - Middletown

Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML

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By hate enough to kill... - 14/10/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Stevensweert

Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML

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Call the police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 11:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML

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Call the fuzz

By elizabeth - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

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Call the FBI on her ass

By Anonymous - 14/03/2020 03:11

Today, I got home from work to I find my cash box open and empty. My mom walked up and said, "If you have a lock that easy to pick, you don't deserve the money." There was 650 dollars in there. She refuses to give it back. FML

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By thanksmom - 20/07/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

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By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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Shady dealings

By CaptBlood - 04/05/2021 14:01

Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML

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By sisisathief - 28/05/2017 08:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

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Saturday 15 February 2014 1:14

You live with your mother-in-law? I'd rather have a nude cage match with a honey badger and a velociraptor while slathered with cow's blood than live with my mother-in-law.

Nightwing98 22

Saturday 15 February 2014 1:17

Have you ever considered writing children's books?

Comments

achilds23 6

Saturday 15 February 2014 22:11

time to get a hidden camera

BrownSuspenders 4

Saturday 15 February 2014 22:44

Run Op, run fast. Get out while you can, it just gets worse from here. ps, you're a pussy

freeznFrenky 2

Sunday 16 February 2014 0:30

Start being man!

NodakN8V 25

Sunday 16 February 2014 0:59

Take a heavy dose of man the **** up and confront the stealing wench

coxenator1105 9

Sunday 16 February 2014 5:17

u are whipped!

amccaul1976 8

Sunday 16 February 2014 17:55

I'd do 3 things, first I'd go cashless most everywhere excepts credit cards or a check for rent. 2 I'd get even swipe the money back or take something of equivalent value (that's just on principle even if I threw the objet away I'd do this. course you could add 10% interest only seems fair for a loan). 3rd I'd set up a can to catch her doing things like this. Set total domination up. Victory is yours for the taking if you're willing. I just thought of a 4th thing. makes the in-laws life so miserable that she just doesn't want to be there anymore. make her cry every day. say little barbs, jibes, and hints. like when are you leaving? when are you getting a job? When are you going to get a man? Can you even get a man at your age. isn't it time for you to go into full time care somewhere? ect..

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 17 February 2014 4:39

You should've snatched it right back.

ShenaniganNinja 20

Monday 17 February 2014 17:42

You're in a house where you are ruled over by your wife and your mother in law. Time to man up, or get out. You don't have to just take it. Stand up for yourself to both of them. Don't let your wife dictate the interaction. Marriage is suppose to be a partnership.