By stupidity - 25/05/2012 19:30 - Switzerland - Geneva

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML
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TeaCakes 3

...Even if you did do it right, it still wouldn't make you look 'cool'.

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FMLshark 12

"trying to look cool": The universal YDI phrase.

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TheDrifter 23

Attention span of nanoseconds.

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treschanna510 8

"Today, I was trying to look cool..." *thinks for a moment before clicking YDI*

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nado13579 12

"Trying to be cool..." I can tell you deserve it already.

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TheGITP 0

Didn't we already learn it's stupid to try to look cool after the guy rolling on the computer chair :/

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Rohit281 13

The coke bottle wanted revenge. And it got it.

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TeaCakes 3

...Even if you did do it right, it still wouldn't make you look 'cool'.

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swig 0

So that's what the cool kids do these days..

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ripresno 10

Only one thing could make this Fml better and make Op sound dumber, if OP was eating mentos.

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tHeDaRkNeSs006 10

That would have been fantastic!!!!

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ripresno 10

It happened to my little brother. It does work.

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tandem123 6

" trying to look cool" those four words mean instant YDI

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jtthegr8 26

If you didn't have anything to say then don't, stupid really isn't a substitute ._.

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hawkey126 0

That's what you get for trying to look cool!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I throw my Coke up in the air sometimes, Sayin', "Ayo! FML, bro!"

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AntonioMontana 0

Pass the cocaine, maricon!

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mibrahim01 0

YDI for drinking Coke!

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CaitlynLovesLife 11

People just get dumber and dumber every day .

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KiddNYC1O 20

Now I feel like watching Dumb and Dumber!

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SpaceManJuice 7

Who would that have impressed?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

The man who is easily Impressed. Or Lloyd and Harry.

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happyabby123 0

Your profile picture goes with your comment!(: haha:)

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Amethyst888 14

9- I swear someone says, "your picture goes with your comment" almost every time you comment on anything, although it is usually true :)

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maniaccrab 0

What of it spun right fast, then it flipped ten times and he did catch it?

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hawkey126 0

What if you wrote in grammatically correct sentences?

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FMLshark 12

"trying to look cool": The universal YDI phrase.

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missalkali 8

I disagree. I think some people are just so stupid that you just have to feel bad for them. I was gonna hit YDI myself, but then I felt bad cuz the guy is just such an idiot that it can't be all his fault! he must've been dropped as a baby cuz no one gets that stupid by themselves.

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FMLshark 12

OP is a female. "A" for effort, though.

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