Health, Medication and Hair: Malding - FML

Malding

By fml - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I noticed the results of my hair growth vitamins. It's been a month since my bad haircut, and I've seen some definite growth… Everywhere except my head. FML

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protoskore 27

Saturday 4 August 2018 20:41

I tried zinc supplements when I first noticed a bald spot years ago. It did nothing to the baldness, but my back hair has been thriving ever since.

FishyFishy 12

Saturday 4 August 2018 21:32

Wait.... are you the girl who got the haircut that made her look like Dora the Explorer?!

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Christina Winden 22

Wednesday 27 September 2023 5:32

Well, luckily, the worst case scenario is just that you have to wait it out. I’ve gotten several bad haircuts and while it sucks and you feel self conscious waiting for the hair to grow, it will eventually come back.

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