Animals: Mamma bird

Mamma bird

By Gribby - 27/06/2013 23:56 - United States - Branson

Today, I was accused of shooting up drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tucked into my arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2012 21:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at my new job, some juvenile cockbite spiked my food with a laxative, as part of some kind of bizarre hazing ritual. The bastard got ratted out and suspended, but my arsehole now feels like it's been blown apart by a nuclear warhead. I thought this shit only happened in movies. FML

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Nordrag 26

Friday 28 June 2013 10:18

I commend you for your care of the bird, but you had to know something bad would happen if you had to smuggle the bird in.

CheeseTron 15

Friday 28 June 2013 10:21

You should just tell them. Its probably better than them thinking that youre shooting up heroin at work

Comments

venus89 17

Friday 28 June 2013 13:38

Just tell them. They might ok since you Save it

guci101 14

Friday 28 June 2013 14:10

Seems legit

ottokat 15

Friday 28 June 2013 15:11

I hope thats something you can explain to your boss. If not, then at least get tested for drugs to prove you weren't. Above all, don't ditch the baby bird for this!

4funzies 13

Friday 28 June 2013 16:10

Aw that's the cutest thing I've heard. :')

worldclassrager 39

Friday 28 June 2013 16:27

Drug test comes negative...and you kept your job I would be okay with that...

Needafarm 22

Friday 28 June 2013 19:12

I had a baby parrot once that I fed like that . It had no feathers and ate a peanut butter/masa (tortilla dough) mixture. But you might want to find someone to help you feed it during work hours. They are are adorable though.

EmsyyyRose13 24

Friday 28 June 2013 19:20

I hope when you explain the situation your boss will understand and cut you some slack. You're awesome for taking in a baby bird like that. :)

rety1 13

Friday 28 June 2013 19:37

They didn't notice the lack of a needle at the end of that syringe? They're stupid, and jumping to conclusions too soon. Your life sucks for having to work with such geniuses.