By Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML
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acmariner99 25

Wow, people really know how to jump to conclusions.

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Tony Friddle 11

It was the handshake, those pesky things are shady af

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acmariner99 25

Wow, people really know how to jump to conclusions.

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ohsnapword 21

I agree. It sounds like this guy is an Olympic gold medalist in the long jump to conclusions;

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Tony Friddle 11

It was the handshake, those pesky things are shady af

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davecross 11

If there has been a drug problem at you job before then I can understand his concerned. But he should have just asked you what was the hand shake about. Calling the police because a "drug deal" was way overboard.

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Lobby_Bee 17

I blame movies and tv shows. Only there people shake hands when dealing drugs. In reality it is done as quickly as possible and not to draw any attention.

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TheEpicKitten 20

Did he only care that it was in front of customers?

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tonyfan00 38

So then just give him the weed and promise it won't happen again!

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RichardPencil 30

If you have $2, you can now get a lobster sandwich. Hopefully, your boss is not a seagull.

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wmayrhofer 18

maybe you should skip the gangsta "handshake" next time

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PennyLane27 32

"15 bucks, little man. Put that shit in my hand. If the money doesn't show, then you owe me, owe me, owe!"

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sumocj 14

I think I'd like to know ya know ya. Yeah what!

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