Awkward, Drugs and Health: One-upmanship championship

One-upmanship championship

By Jan - 18/10/2013 06:13 - United States

Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 769

You deserved it 2 997

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By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 368

You deserved it 2 502

By EgoMoose - 28/12/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 434

You deserved it 5 793

That's what a druggie would claim

By Chris Bores - 20/11/2020 08:03 - United States - Prince Frederick

Today, my family staged an intervention and demanded I go to rehab. Why? My mom found 'drug papers' in my car. It was a receipt from a routine drug screening for my job. It was also over two years old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 046

You deserved it 77

By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 417

You deserved it 2 464

By the attention seeker - 17/04/2013 21:57 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today my mother met my in-laws for the first time. She had been an alcoholic and had us sent to foster care 15 years ago. My husband told his parents this behind my back a while ago. When they asked her about it, she denied everything. His entire family now thinks I lie for attention. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 953

You deserved it 4 317

By anti-drugs - 21/03/2011 10:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 275

You deserved it 4 268

By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 958

You deserved it 3 068

By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 092

You deserved it 2 017

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 156

You deserved it 4 855

Special kind of not funny

By BDSarah - 17/09/2019 16:00

Today, my mom introduced me to everyone we met as her "special needs child." They all seemed to believe her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 600

You deserved it 142

hghrider123456 9

Friday 18 October 2013 12:07

Say 'I only copy what I see you do mother"

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 18 October 2013 12:07

It sucks OP but let them test you and let's see who will laugh last. Anyway, looks like your mother has got some serious attention seeking issues...

Comments

hghrider123456 9

Friday 18 October 2013 12:07

Say 'I only copy what I see you do mother"

Enslaved 36

Friday 18 October 2013 13:35

"You, alright! I learned it by watching you!"

xXxGraveStonexXx 20

Friday 18 October 2013 16:19

xDD That's what I would do!

mrzombielot 8

Friday 18 October 2013 12:07

What's wrong with your mother op?

SmuggletheBudgie 15

Friday 18 October 2013 15:18

seems a tad insecure to me.

jojimugo 20

Friday 18 October 2013 23:54

Nah I have seen insecure people, that ain't it, OP's mum is a demented sadistic attention seeker

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 18 October 2013 12:07

It sucks OP but let them test you and let's see who will laugh last. Anyway, looks like your mother has got some serious attention seeking issues...

crymore007 11

Friday 18 October 2013 21:56

@4 THIS. Honestly, do it, OP. Don't let people walk all over you, even if it's a loved one. Prove she's lying and she won't do it again. Who knows who she'll tell or what else she'll say! Even more important to act if you live in a small town.

dmoneycash 13

Friday 18 October 2013 12:09

You could always drag her under the bus with you and claim that it was only because she forced you.

Ambient25 24

Friday 18 October 2013 12:12

With a mom like that I'd probably OD on Prozac

silvercamaro 22

Friday 18 October 2013 12:13

Sounds like your mom is either desperate for attention or she can't stand not being on top...ever.

1dvs_bstd 41

Friday 18 October 2013 12:14

op, your mom is an attention whoring bitch!

johnpaisley 6

Friday 18 October 2013 12:20

Now I think u need drugs with this

EmmaMK 35

Friday 18 October 2013 12:23

It sounds like you are more mature than your mum. It's great you have not tried drugs. Try not to go mad, in front of the group that are trying to help, try to stay calm and ask your mum why she thinks you would. Then when you are alone tell how it made you feel and tell her she has no right to treat you like that. She is meant to care for you.