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By Anonymous - 28/12/2024 21:00 - Romania

Today, I'm horribly sick with a stomach bug. My wife insists on yelling for my help every fifteen minutes, saying, "If you want kids, you better get used to this. They don't just go away when you're sick." When she's sick, however, she expects to be treated like a princess. FML
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GoogieWithers 23

Do the same to her when she is ill. If she complains, tell her that you both should be treated the same when ill.

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Yudith 24

In the "women who act like men", the award goes to...

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GoogieWithers 23

Do the same to her when she is ill. If she complains, tell her that you both should be treated the same when ill.

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core01 30

She doesn't want kids. That's the take away here

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FluffythePink 23

I second the doing exactly the same to her next time she's sick. Stop pandering to her princess demands and treat her exactly the same as she's treated you. If she can't look after you when you're sick, she doesn't get looked after when she's sick. If she has a problem with that then she needs to gtf over herself.

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Yudith 24

In the "women who act like men", the award goes to...

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Chazzster 28

For God’s sake and your own good do not have children with this woman. You will be the one screwed if you do…. OP, your wife sounds outrageously immature. She’s got some growing up to do and it won’t come easily to her or whoever is around her.

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