Love, Cute and Health: Manchild

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By pixiebubz - 06/10/2011 03:59 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML

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By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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By CatLady - 06/01/2014 19:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

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You deserved it 9 647

By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 6 699

By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

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You deserved it 6 282

By JasonX0656 - 29/01/2017 06:00 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML

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You deserved it 1 579

Smash the Patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 00:02

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML

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You deserved it 266

By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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You deserved it 29 192

By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 448

You deserved it 9 677

By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML

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You deserved it 6 040

By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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You deserved it 6 062

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Thursday 6 October 2011 8:36

YDI for being humorless! Your boyfriend is funny.

oiendoio 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:32

oh my 28 he is ancient

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cbdee 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:36

Maybe she needed some pre op help /:

Arivien 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:41

YDI because laser noises are amazing. In fact,I think I'd do the same thing.

justalilcrazy 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:49

what do you want? a serious man that wont laugh at anything. grow some humour and enjoy that he isnt an ass.

IntoTheClouds 42

Thursday 6 October 2011 13:48

Got humor?

bigbubbamike 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 13:56

the force is strong in him!

Kenneth08 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 13:58

how is this a fml thats funny you should laugh kudos to the laser guy

invivoful 10

Thursday 6 October 2011 14:06

Maybe he should use a foam finger when he does that...

Btreasure 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 14:08

What was he supposed to say: Aw babe noo I love braiding that birds nest under your armpit. I think not.

smirnoff1695 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 14:19

Hahahahaha I love this. I wish my boyfriend would be like that. This is great

jack_tells_truth 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 14:20

You're dating him, you deserve it. Try to find a more mature guy next time

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Today, my girlfriend’s dad has a sword he inherited from his dad that he claims links their family to the old Swiss nobility. I work in a museum so I know most of the makers' marks on swords, so I’m not sure how to tell him his sword is a reproduction made in Spain less than 100 years ago. FML

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Today, after years struggling with obesity, alcoholism, and mental illness, I finally decided I'd fixed myself up enough to try dating. The first girl I went out with said, "You're 31 and you've never dated? Sorry to break it to you, but nobody's going to want to walk a 31-year-old through Dating 101." FML

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Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

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Today, I found out firsthand how a civilised conversation about renewable energy can turn into a long debate about whether or not you can have sex with an oil drill. FML

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Today, I got married. My booze-hound mother made a toast, and told a story about how she once walked in on us having sex. My husband's family is very religious, and we told them we weren't having sex until marriage. Thanks mom. FML

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Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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