Love, Cute and Health: Manchild

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By pixiebubz - 06/10/2011 03:59 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML

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By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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You deserved it 47 993

By CatLady - 06/01/2014 19:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 223

You deserved it 9 647

By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 906

You deserved it 6 699

By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

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You deserved it 6 282

By JasonX0656 - 29/01/2017 06:00 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML

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You deserved it 1 579

Smash the Patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 00:02

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML

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You deserved it 264

By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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You deserved it 29 190

By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 445

You deserved it 9 676

By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML

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You deserved it 6 039

By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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You deserved it 6 061

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Thursday 6 October 2011 8:36

YDI for being humorless! Your boyfriend is funny.

oiendoio 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:32

oh my 28 he is ancient

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danbo659 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 14:32

where's the fml part?

iPsycho 4

Thursday 6 October 2011 14:35

Get a sense of humor

obsydian_fml 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 14:47

You mean that when we hit 28, you're not allowed to be silly and joke around anymore? :(

AndreKanaan 6

Thursday 6 October 2011 14:54

pew pew

yoshiyakiryu 20

Thursday 6 October 2011 15:04

So basically, you hate that your boyfriend has a sense of humour? Um, okay.

Jenglish17 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 15:07

Yeah I agree, I'm the sort of dude if my girlfriend said that, I would definitely make laser noises. But mine are nnnnewwwwww new new new

jcingram 2

Thursday 6 October 2011 15:13

Everybody gon die PEW PEW, Everybody gon die PEW PEW!!!

Bofferding_fml 6

Thursday 6 October 2011 15:16

Da famous chewbaka hair removal system! It does not seem to work very well...

spicerack1528 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 15:17

Yeah 28, and awesome!!

blake4months 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 15:26

Embrace your inner child!

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Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML

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Today, during a dinner party, some friends brought up how sweet, innocent and caring they thought I was. I had to sit there as my drunk boyfriend cut them off and loudly argue that I was neither sweet nor innocent, and really nothing that special at all. FML

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Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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You deserved it 19 347

Today, I was alarmed to hear my daughter's boyfriend talk about dropping the kids off at the pool. She has no children. Turns out he was referring to himself taking a dump. FML

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Today, I've been one year sober. My health has improved a lot, unlike my social life, which has died a horrible, lonely death. FML

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Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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Today, I found out the reason I've been itchy for the last two weeks is because I'm now allergic to chlorine. I'm also a swimming instructor. FML

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You deserved it 3 189

Today, while working as a manager in a busy restaurant, I was hit in the face by a grandmother with a balloon, calling me a motherfucker, while her granddaughter chucked a salad plate into the kitchen. Why? I told them they had to leave at 10, which is currently pandemic law in my state. FML

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