Love, Cute and Health: Manchild

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By pixiebubz - 06/10/2011 03:59 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML

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By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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You deserved it 47 993

By CatLady - 06/01/2014 19:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 223

You deserved it 9 647

By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 906

You deserved it 6 699

By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

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You deserved it 6 282

By JasonX0656 - 29/01/2017 06:00 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML

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You deserved it 1 579

Smash the Patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 00:02

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML

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You deserved it 264

By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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You deserved it 29 190

By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 445

You deserved it 9 676

By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML

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You deserved it 6 039

By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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You deserved it 6 061

P_to_the_AM 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:36

YDI for being humorless! Your boyfriend is funny.

oiendoio 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:32

oh my 28 he is ancient

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nettsm 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 9:09

That's brilliant!! ROTFL

LolCakes111 7

Thursday 6 October 2011 9:10

I swear girls on FML these days make a FML about ANYTHING.

Zeap_fml 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 9:10

Calm your **** OP

supaisu 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 9:19

oh no, he was trying to be funny. what a tragedy. maybe you're just sensitive about your body hair -- I don't know. try to lighten up a little.

EwanSmith 2

Thursday 6 October 2011 9:29

he is the pits...

pdp_fml 21

Thursday 6 October 2011 9:33

You just have to remember that boys will be boys as long as they live. We never grow up. Never!

ScarletBloom 14

Thursday 6 October 2011 9:37

If I were to be him I will go "ew ew".

docscientist 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 9:38

I think you need lasers to pew pew that stick out of your ass.

docscientist 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 9:38

Double post.

twilightdogstar 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 9:47

It's a joke for gods sake, lighten up. This isn't YDI *or* FYL, because there is no issue here!

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Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML

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Today, while on vacation with my siblings and the horde of nieces and nephews, me and hubby managed to sneak in a quickie. It was a quickie alright. For the first time in our marriage he blew his load after 2 strokes because he was afraid of being interrupted. FML

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You deserved it 679

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Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML

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You deserved it 144

Today, I called my parents from out of state to see if they would order me a pizza using their credit card online because I'm out of money. I haven't lived with them for the past year, and they still claim me as a dependent on their taxes. They said no. FML

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You deserved it 31 054

Today, after retyping a 22-page report for work because the orginal had gone missing, i realized I had used a different laptop the first time. I now have 2 copies of the same report, both of which are late. FML

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You deserved it 2 114

Today, my drunk brother told me he has an incest fetish. FML

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You deserved it 721

Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which soda in the fridge was mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 090

Today, I tripped over a laundry basket while carrying my baby niece. Don’t worry, I threw her onto the couch safely. I, however, face-planted into the coffee table. FML

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You deserved it 90

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Same thing different taste

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