Don't ever order for a girl. It only works in movies and it makes you look like a complete tool.

you should have just told her "fine I'll take your steak, more delicious dead cow for me, but if you want a salad you're paying for it"

well, she's clearly an idiot. who gets up and goes to the bathroom before ordering or telling the person they're with what they want? that's stupid. she deserves it.

FYL and YDI. FYL for going out with a crazy bitch. But YDI for ordering on her behalf without consulting her. You could've asked the waiter for a few more minutes.

First date, and you presumed to know what the other person wanted? I've been dating my gf for almost a year, and I would never assume to know what she's craving for at that moment.

YDI for ordering for her.

Haha. Define "overly aggressive;" that's a very qualitative observation, if you don't already know. Also, why would she go to the restroom before the waiter came to take the order. Any person with enough sense would wait until the order was taken and then quickly use the restroom before appetizers arrive. And how should you expect someone to forcibly follow your own values when they refuse to follow yours, especially when she didn't even tell you in the first place, not to mention that she's apparently too ignorant to know that it's literally impossible for that to qualify as murder in the first place (does she even know what a dictionary is?). FYL for winding up with a delusional, narcissistic, hypocritical, ignorant, obsessive, oppressive, and self-absorbed date. Then again, you knew the risk of taking out someone who you obviously didn't really know, and YDI secondly for presuming that you should order for her.

you are a cow murderer, phychopath

typical liberal hippie. but I would have said "actually, no, the cow was 'murdered' BEFORE I got it."

she's just a stupid twat