Intimacy: Meat

Meat

By ohmyx3 - 30/04/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says "we know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML

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Same thing different taste

Disloyal!

By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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You deserved it 39 797

By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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By j0hn - 23/02/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

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By lovecrisis247 - 19/12/2010 07:46 - United States

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

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No jokes allowed

By Just a joke - 02/11/2020 05:01 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML

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By HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

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Damn, son

By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 20:24 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML

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Ingredients check

By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 11:10 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 16:56 - United States

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

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justesen 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:14

Hahaha, awesome father :D

arcturussage 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:22

boyfriends fault imo. If I were having my girlfriend over I'd make sure my mom knew she was a vegetarian. Dad sounds like a cool guy though

Comments

Rico_Angelo 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 14:19

lmao !!!!!

tazzled 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 4:07

That's something my dad would say, if I had a boyfriend. I sympathise with you. FYL.

El_Pwnzor 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 21:36

My dad said the exact same thing to my ex-gf who was also a vegetarian. I went out with her for 2 days, lol. 8 months later, he still won't drop it. F OUR L.

CAITx4OH1xCORE 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 21:09

Omg I'm sorry but if that happened to me, I'd probably break up with him out of fear that I'd have to see his parents again. O_o

MassieMocha 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 7:31

Okay, his father is rude. What you do with your boyfriend is private. I would have thrown a pun at his mother in the same effect. That was rude and Ignorant. You're not going to go against everything you believe, such as thinking it's wrong to eat meat/meat sauce for two stupid ungrateful people. I'm not disrespect considering they knew in advance you don't/won't eat anything that pertains to meat..

tipsy337 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 6:04

There's no point in being a vegitarian. The animals are gunna get slaughters anyways. Your missing out on BACON

lovesbigpens 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:33

Alright, first of all people, that wasn't anything against her being a vegetarian, his father has a good sense of humor, and if he said it there in front of everyone then obviously his mother does too, as to the meat thing, its not like parents are going to quiz their children, "Ok so does she eat this? what about some of this? can you tell me anything else about her?"