By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 02:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML
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kate08_fml 0

that is a serious FML comment right there. F your life ... seriously

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silkee_shiny 0

Happy Birthday hun :)

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kate08_fml 0

that is a serious FML comment right there. F your life ... seriously

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Why would a showerhead need to massage?O.o *threadjacks shamelessly*

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Dmars444 4

it's not a massaging showerhead as such, I'm guessing it's the streams that apply pressure so it would feel like a massage on your head/back/other.

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iBiteRoses 22

"Other" is right! YEAH

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Scarlettx7 0

Go on a dating website , your probably too shy

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greenman_fml 0

Reenact that display in public and maybe you'll get some action

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EmbalmingTheatre 0

FYL indeed, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

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silkee_shiny 0

Happy Birthday hun :)

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rosetintedglassz 0

You could try batting for the other team. Some times I feel sorry for straight women and what they are missing out on. All of these stories about women never reaching climax during sex and I just wonder why lesbianism isn't more popular. While the shower head has a 100% success rate, I can say with confidence that my GF has about a 95% success rate and they are a thousand times better than what the shower head can do. Good luck to you.

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PenultimateTaco 14

#190 What the hell? I'm not even sure if you're serious, but what she's saying is completely true.

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joeyl2008 29

If she didn't have her first ****** until 35 I think it's fairly obvious it isn't any guys fault.

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randybryant799 20

you think. you have no way of knowing when she fakes it.

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_no_fyourlife 0

Technically its not a gift if you bought it for yourself. If you had have given it to somebody to give to you that would have been ok though.

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SpicyMaduros 4

Nonsense, she may have given herself the gift, but the gift gave her ******! Now I know what to get when someone asks for the gift that keeps on giving...

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mylifeisFML56 0

you need to buy yourself a rabbit or a form6... more $ than a shower head, but less drama than a boyfriend, (or a girlfriend)...

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hayley320 0

MAKE YOUR DAY AN AWESOME DAY BY CHECKING OUT MY VIDEOS www.youtube.com/user/hayleyisino320 GO ON IT!!!

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oldskool_fml 0

Well..happy birthday..and look on the bright side..Your VERY self-sufficient..Put THAT on your resume', lol!!!!!

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