Intimacy: Meat

Meat

By ohmyx3 - 30/04/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says "we know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML

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You deserved it 10 070

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Same thing different taste

Disloyal!

By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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You deserved it 39 797

By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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By j0hn - 23/02/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 012

You deserved it 17 524

By lovecrisis247 - 19/12/2010 07:46 - United States

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

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You deserved it 25 502

No jokes allowed

By Just a joke - 02/11/2020 05:01 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML

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You deserved it 248

By HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

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You deserved it 9 180

Damn, son

By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 20:24 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML

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You deserved it 4 183

Ingredients check

By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML

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You deserved it 177

By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 11:10 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 16:56 - United States

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 050

You deserved it 10 317

justesen 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:14

Hahaha, awesome father :D

arcturussage 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:22

boyfriends fault imo. If I were having my girlfriend over I'd make sure my mom knew she was a vegetarian. Dad sounds like a cool guy though

Comments

egypt_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 14:47

Awkwarddd lol. The people that are saying it was rude of her to turn down the meal are ignorant. You need to understand that there's diversity and not everyone eats the same things. Some people eat meat, some people don't eat meat. It's as simple as that. I'm a vegetarian and I'd be pissed off if anyone tried to force me to eat meat, even thought they knew I didn't. I don't go around forcing meat-lovers to eat vegetarian food, so I'd appreciate if they'd do the same. You say "Oh, why don't you just grow up and appreciate whatever is on your plate. You're so impolite" Well, why don't you accept the fact that not everyone has the same taste or views. I'm sorry, I don't know how strong your views are.. but I wouldn't stop being a vegetarian just for someone else. That would be pretty weak. It's MY choice, not someone else's. Some people here clearly don't understand this, I'm sure everyone is strongly biased on certain issues. Would you be okay with people telling you that your beliefs are rude and that you should change them in order to please others? The original poster could have just politely declined, but didn't have enough room to type that. FMLs have to be short and sweet. If she didn't, well that doesn't mean that all vegetarians are rude.

Raceta 5

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:57

#166 Fellow vegetarian agreeing wholeheartedly :)

exile529 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 0:44

That dad is awesome. Also, I'm a vegetarian too and I agree with #166

Hidekils 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:02

You just got beasted on that dad is hilarious

Tehboyy11 4

Monday 18 May 2009 0:53

ROFL, but still.... I heard that if you don't eat meat at all at a very young age (for the guys) for the duration of puberty, you are not going to develop that well. you need meat (protein, but they are probably alternatives) for you to 'grow'. I don't know if its true or not, just saying. Everybody wants to 'grow'... hopefully.

rainish 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 6:15

I can sympathize with both, awkward comments from the boyfriends parents and having something put in front of you that you don't eat Although depending on how long you've been with this guy and how often yall go out to eat, maybe your boyfriend should've noticed that you're a vegetarian.