Intimacy: Meat

Meat

By ohmyx3 - 30/04/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says "we know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML

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You deserved it 10 070

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Disloyal!

By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 278

You deserved it 39 797

By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 951

You deserved it 9 853

By j0hn - 23/02/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 012

You deserved it 17 524

By lovecrisis247 - 19/12/2010 07:46 - United States

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 124

You deserved it 25 502

No jokes allowed

By Just a joke - 02/11/2020 05:01 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML

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You deserved it 248

By HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 437

You deserved it 9 180

Damn, son

By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 20:24 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 323

You deserved it 4 183

Ingredients check

By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 400

You deserved it 177

By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 11:10 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

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You deserved it 7 474

By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 16:56 - United States

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 050

You deserved it 10 317

justesen 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:14

Hahaha, awesome father :D

arcturussage 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:22

boyfriends fault imo. If I were having my girlfriend over I'd make sure my mom knew she was a vegetarian. Dad sounds like a cool guy though

Comments

justesen 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:14

Hahaha, awesome father :D

bobateme 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:03

what I was gonna say.

photographer_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:16

lmao....ima vegetarian too!!!!

Chad_the_Brony 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 9:39

You're not an ordinary human.

winfieldALJD 6

Sunday 16 December 2012 18:46

Actually, humans are more built to be herbivores. It's a lot easier on our bodies, but we can also consume meat.

docphilsman 15

Tuesday 17 December 2013 3:32

Me too

TrancentV 4

Tuesday 31 December 2013 22:51

How do you find a vegetarian? Don't worry they'll tell you.

greenman_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:16

You disrespect his parents by not eating their delicious dinner, they disrespect you for being a shameless *****. Seems like a fair deal to me

iAlwaysYDI 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 18:16

^^ win.

ryguy1997 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:48

no it is not a disrespect but YDI for being veggie.

marine10_fml 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 3:08

no, you sir are a moron! how is she a *****?dumbass.

hellokittywhore 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 6:21

^ hes just jelous that he's never gotten a ********. bitter in fact

wiggz1990 0

Friday 13 August 2010 20:12

look at his face this ****** couldn't get a ******** even he pays for it

smexxichik 0

Monday 18 October 2010 19:49

You, Sir, are just wrong. In what way does she imply that she even does that? Her boyfriends father could have been joking, by the way. Did you ever think of that? Quit being an ass, because this comment was uncalled for.

cassiebear7652 7

Wednesday 4 May 2011 4:24

she's a vegetarian. in case you don't know, vegetarians can't eat meat smartakiss.

arcturussage 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:22

boyfriends fault imo. If I were having my girlfriend over I'd make sure my mom knew she was a vegetarian. Dad sounds like a cool guy though

Toolishing 22

Tuesday 5 May 2015 20:36

Distributive properties do not really apply in real life situations. Everyone is responsible for their own actions.

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that_guy01 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:24

just eat it, you can't hurt the animal when it's already cooked! nah nah but seriously, that father is awesome. I aspire to make comments like that when i become a father one day hahaha.

undead_ 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:24

#3 you can go f yourself..who said the food was any good and how does being a vegetarian or dating their son make her a *****? You're absolutely retarded