Love: Memories

Memories

By exasperated - 17/04/2014 03:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML

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By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By konacoffee17 - 14/12/2014 05:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

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By doblex - 20/12/2012 11:19 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML

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Gotcha

By Pissed - 28/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 29/04/2020 14:00

Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML

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thelittlemissy 29

Thursday 17 April 2014 12:06

Punch him in the face, for your memorys sake

ethancano 11

Thursday 17 April 2014 12:04

Sorry, OP. That's incredibly creepy. At least he got caught

Comments

CJR7728 8

Monday 21 April 2014 20:07

restraining order? no shotgun a restraining order is just a piece of paper

darkfireflame 15

Thursday 24 April 2014 20:30

Hope you pressed charges against him. Also get a restraining order, a dog that aims for the balls, and a gun (and learn to shoot the balls).

dark_angel4121 12

Thursday 24 April 2014 23:28

Please tell me you placed an restraining order against him?!

ibanghellokitty 8

Monday 5 May 2014 20:59

Oh god am I the only one that pictures it, I feel so creeped out...

teamrocketw 1

Thursday 8 May 2014 20:07

my ex has stalked me for the last 5 years. .. I'm happily married now and restraining orders just mean he can't be within x feet of you. ... make sure if you get one it's a good distance or he'll just keep stalking, just further away. ..

noble11 2

Sunday 18 May 2014 5:54

Restraining order, motha f•••a do you know it

contactsama 7

Monday 19 May 2014 6:25

Well shit. You gotta move now.

ZombieKitteh 8

Thursday 10 December 2015 11:11

It might vary state to state but here you can't get a restraining order unless they've done something like that twice. But hey on the bright side you must be pretty hot if a guy broke into your house to steal your underwear!