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By lola1313 - 18/09/2013 02:17 - United States - Downers Grove
That seems odd. Most people only hear their full name yelled out when they're in trouble with their parents. Call me crazy, but I wouldn't find that sexy.
just be glad she doesn't have an African name with clicks in it, how you gonna say that during sex without laughing!
Wow...there are just no accurate words for how ignorant that comment was.
check out Russell Peters stand up comedy, and don't take life so seriously
Don't worry OP my husband of 3 years still can't remember my middle name.
Who the heck gives a quiz during sex? A lot of the blood is somewhere other than your brain.
Your gf has an interesting idea of dirty talk :)
Just in case you need an excuse, it's common for couples to forget basic details about each other because they know so much about the other. So maybe you don't know her middle name off the top of your head because it's somewhere in the mix of favorite movies, food, restaurants, worst fears and dreams. This also explains why SO's typically have trouble recalling eye color of our SO's but can do it for other people. It's all we know about them, so it stands out but we know so much more about our SO.
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I don't think you're a dumbass for not knowing her middle name. But for saying "doing the dirty"
It's weird that she wanted you to say her entire name.