Merde alors !

By Anonymous - 06/05/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a long overdue vacation to France with my husband and young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank, my sister has apparently taught my daughter to swear profusely in French. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 947
You deserved it 9 373

Same thing different taste

Comments

Aww that's just dirty. You should never involve kids in a prank.

At least she learnt something on her vacation :)

NegativeFreak 0
NegativeFreak 0

lol my bad its christopher wedgeworth from mississippi usa :P

grammer Nazi? spelling nazi? word Nazi? IDK but LEARNT IS NOT A WORD!!!!

^ yes it is dumbass ! in other parts of the world, people happen to spell words differently than maybe you and me. dont try to act all cool by correcting someone, when truly they were right all along. by the way : IDK IS NOT A WORD.

#58 - For God's sake, would it have taken you one second to check your facts before trying to sound like an idiot in a public forum? Oh, and ******* *grammar. Grr.

It's OK, they're only a 14 y/o stereotypical American. Perhaps when they are older they will leave the USA and discover all the countries which speak British English, where learnt is commonly used.

I want to know what kind of prank could have called for this payback.

Agree! That's freakin awesome! I wish I knew how to swear in French!!

Have your sister teach me bad words in French!

BergonBerry 0

Il y a des mots comme: Merde, Salaud ect. Haha, learning a second language is great for many reasons; being able to say things others don't understand is one of those reasons :P Le français est plus facile à apprendre. Ça c'est ma 3ième année à etudie le français et je ne suis pas mal :) Translation: French is very easy to learn. It's my third year studying french and I'm not bad. :)

Yeah. French seems harder than Spanish.

good. the French are silly anyway. it will put a bunch of snooty aloof Parisians in their place to be told off by a kid :) and no, for all you overly sensitive commenters, I am not saying all French people are snobs - just that many people in Paris are. just like I know a lot of great Americans, just none are from New Jersey. and have you ever tried to find a polite person in New York City?? good luck there.

It's ok to generalize people by city but not by country, right?

yes, Miami is full of silly people. nobody can drive either. it's a fragmented city composed of what amounts to many small towns very very close together. go someplace, and you tend to run into the same people in spite of the large population. I live here because it's my home. my friends, family, and job is here. plus snow sucks. same as every other city I suppose. the cool people tend to stay below the radar, it's the assholes you notice the most. I can go someplace and generally not cause a problem. I may not fit in, but I don't make a big deal if things are different from home.

you should not say that ( the one who started this comment) because they have a Loy of americans canadiens who speak French too so don't be mean cuz I speak French to .... alors s'il vous plait arrêt d'insultée les français alors ferme ta grosse geule tes de la merde!!!!

hahaha officeninja this comment totally made my day :D

dude you're retarded. America < France < ENGLANDDDDDDD

uh. have you ever even been to NYC? the only rude people are the cops. most of us are quite nice. and nobody's ever shouted "kike!" from a passing car at me, here (coughpennsyltuckycough).

Well 77 the truth is, i bet the French are pissed off with all of the tourists that go to Paris and know very little French... I mean, most French people can speak English, but very little English / Americans can speak French. I don't know, the French people i have spoken to don't seem to mind, but it must annoy some of them.

"Most French people can speak english when americans don't speak french". Well as a French I'll tell you it is actually shameful how lame the french are in foreign languages. That might be the reason why they seem unfriendly, because they can't even use the basics of proper english. Even the politics look like fool when they try to make a sentence in english... but hey, one day maybe !

AtrumMessor 1

OP, sorry, but your sister rocks. Such mad, evil genius deserves applause.