Merry Christmas!

By yek - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, I'm spending Christmas Eve at the hospital. Why? Because when I blew my nose, a ball of flesh connected to a tendril of skin shot out, and it wouldn't go back up. FML
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Top comments

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Wow! I am though blowing your brains out your nose with just a myth.

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HarleyBlues 24

How hard were you blowing?

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THEDUDE1553566 24

Am I the only one who is scared to blow there nose now?

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MrConfusion 21

Oh god, I cringed from reading this. Feel better OP!

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Iniezian 18

Anyone else starting to be weirded out by probably-false locations. I very much doubt an Israeli would be posting about Christmas eve.

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PikaFreakRachel 17

You.. Tried to put it back?

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LeashaJoy5595 28

If it was a ball of flesh... I'd be terrified to even know where it came from, nonetheless try to stuff it back up inside

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LPac5295 27

Out of all the stories on here, this one right here is beyond anything I have ever heard of in my life. I hope you still have a great Christmas!

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Lalala579121 27

This may be one of the most disgusting things I have ever read.

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JjfireballZ 14

Damn, sorry to hear that OP. Merry Christmas, hopefully tomorrow will be a more pleasant day!

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