Merry Christmas!

By yek - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, I'm spending Christmas Eve at the hospital. Why? Because when I blew my nose, a ball of flesh connected to a tendril of skin shot out, and it wouldn't go back up. FML
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Top comments

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Wow! I am though blowing your brains out your nose with just a myth.

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HarleyBlues 24

How hard were you blowing?

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Comments

teentee401 36

Well shit, what was it? Don't tell me your brain is that small...

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nickie_94 18

Wait, why would you want it to go back up?

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Red_Curls1995 28

Oh dear lord I'm not sure I even want to know what it is! I'm going to have nightmares about this

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epicx22 22

Wow, I've honestly never heard of something like this happening before. Thank god you're still able to make it to Christmas though :), have a great one OP.

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Kitsi 14

Sounds like you might've blown out a polyp?

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Mean_Girl 5

I'm guessing nasal polyps? OMG -_- Well, feel better!

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Gromann 9

So, you have Nasal Polyps. Me too. I've shot them out as projectiles when I'm on steroids.

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freddygasman 18

that may be your body's way of telling you to stop this nonsense. unless they're prescribed for a medical condition, I'd listen to what your for body's saying.

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headlock911 17

"Nope, I've come out, and I'm staying out!"

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amelitaliz 22

I got so woozy reading this. I need to sit down. I think I am sitting. Please tell us how this happened and that you survived so I can stop imagining the worst. Mon dieu!

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