Work: Messing around

Messing around

By unknown - 08/03/2014 00:53 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 062

You deserved it 28 834

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By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 126

You deserved it 57 581

By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 127

You deserved it 40 965

By ocroyalty - 01/02/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 534

You deserved it 2 669

By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 22:05 - United States - Littleton

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 614

You deserved it 5 198

Impressive

By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 478

You deserved it 70 347

Public freakout

By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 599

You deserved it 17 068

Heat of the moment

By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 687

You deserved it 15 215

By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 465

You deserved it 6 020

By username - 31/07/2011 22:19 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 584

You deserved it 16 557

No joking allowed

By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 529

You deserved it 12 052

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 8 March 2014 11:55

I have to say, if you're doing that sort of thing in public, you're an asshole. Next time, wait until you get home like everyone else.

GodPart2 20

Saturday 8 March 2014 11:54

If he'd joined in, that would've been an excellent **** plot

Comments

brandoneyez1 25

Saturday 8 March 2014 17:01

You have a good boss if he was trying to protect you, glad you weren't being attacked, but makes you wonder which is worse.

Dumbledora 9

Saturday 8 March 2014 17:12

Your boss sounds cool. Mine probably would have just driven on by. You, however, sound like an idiot. The parking lot? Really?

n3ophyt3 10

Saturday 8 March 2014 18:26

Dont worry life f**ks everyone

SuperStormCindy 8

Saturday 8 March 2014 19:32

Your boss seems like a good man. YDI for making stupid choices.

AverageJoey 18

Saturday 8 March 2014 19:36

What about the CHILDREN?

brifrikkintastic 9

Saturday 8 March 2014 19:46

Sex in the car is fun. But I do agree, your place of work isn't that great of a location. But at least your boss cares enough to see that you're safe. That's a huge plus. Any other human being would have just walked right past you guys, even if it were a dangerous situation.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 8 March 2014 20:44

It seems like the working parking lot is not the best time...

FranckGonzalz 16

Saturday 8 March 2014 20:46

Choose a different parking lot next time

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 8 March 2014 21:40

If the worst thing your boss thought is that you were being attacked--and not, oh, that you're being stupid and unprofessional--then you're pretty damn lucky. Next time you feel like sex in a semi-public place, try a spot that's not your workplace parking lot, okay?