Messing around

By unknown - 08/03/2014 00:53 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
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You deserved it 28 821
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Dave_Davington 33

I have to say, if you're doing that sort of thing in public, you're an asshole. Next time, wait until you get home like everyone else.

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GodPart2 20

If he'd joined in, that would've been an excellent **** plot

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dutchy86 20

really!? I am I the only one who says: good job! there are a lot more places to have fun with each other then in the house.... I even like the train ;)

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laden_swallow09 34

Heh. Yeah, sure. "Good job" at getting caught! Now for the worry and wait for a follow up as to whether she got fired. Here's hoping sacrificing a steady paycheck all for a cockblock was worth it!

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little_one 20

@21 I don't think she'll get fired he'd probably laugh and tell her next time go somewhere else.

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amphetamin3 17

#22 I've known someone to get fired for something similar. The store didn't want to deal with the chance customers saw and thought their employees were unprofessional. Total ydi. At least pick a place to get frisky that's not your work place's parking lot!

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buttcramp 21

on a train, in a parking lot, etc.. that's so gross! I wouldn't show myself so exposed so publicly. I can understand needing to mix things up but isn't part of the fun having to wait until you get home to rip the other person's clothes off? I love sitting across from my husband at dinner.. we always skip dessert, if ya know what I mean!

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nurafifah 13

You are very lucky OP to get a kind-hearted boss that genuinely cares for his/her employees (;

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

YDI for one doing it in a public place, two at your work place. If you got fired, I'd have no sympathy for you.

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OhWhoCares 42

If only there was a button to express that you thought the OP deserved this..... Hmmm.....

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tranced_ 45

well well.. someone's not getting a promotion anytime soon.

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B4rn3yST1NSON 13

That has absolutely nothing to do with this. The boss was worried that's all , and her personal life *though in public space* shouldn't have bearing on her professional work as an employee. That's my own opinion on the matter.

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Axel5238 29

Personal life when it can impact the employer negatively is why people that work for a school have gotten in trouble over stuff they posted on twitter. It's not covered by the first amendment, and you can get fired for stuff you put on Facebook. Stuff like drunken pics, stoned pics all potentially imply you are a liability potentially and not responsible enough for the company. If your social media can make you/your job look bad and affect the company you can get fired and you are not protected in any fashion really.

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buttcramp 21

38, OP mixed the personal life with the professional one by doing this in the first place.

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Bondhi 0

Doing it in fun places can enhance your sex life. Doing it on your company property? Unprofessional! If you were my employee, you'd be fired.

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japtap81 16

You're lucky the boss didn't call the cops first. And maybe you should have been watching for people. Not to mention when out in public having sex, COMMON SENSE says you shouldn't scream!

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vikky538 28

did he say u that or u r pretending like he thought u were being attacked...ydi for this

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carlylol 10

What if your boss just wanted to watch

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