Method acting

By hannahk267 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
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brun12 1

Well at least you know you're a really good actress

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pyrt93 4

why practice in the hall? but at least now you know you've got talent

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SilverInGray 25

I practice in the hall at school all the time. It's usually quieter.

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causticgirl 6

That's what happens when people assume they know what the hell is going on, and they don't have the sense to mind their own business.

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Savra_fml 17

Give the girl that punched you the same lines to learn, but tell her that next time you see her and you argue it wont be just "practice".

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FYLDeep 25

Hate to say it, but it sounds like the plot of this play is petty, stupid, and boring. I'd half expect it to turn into a Lindsay Lohan movie.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Mean Girls was legit lol.

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murdersquirrel 15

You're judging the entire play based on a brief description of one scene? Do you also only read a book if you like the cover?

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FYLDeep 25

Since I don't really give a shit which way I get thumbed right now, prepare for some dissent... Lindsay Lohan is ugly and a terrible, talentless actor. Mean Girls is an incredibly overrated movie. Two girls fighting over a guy is a huge ******* cliché and an uninteresting plot point. Plus, it makes girls look weak and too dependent on males. That is all.

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murdersquirrel 15

I see your point, but still contend that a cliche can be intriguing within a certain context.

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FYLDeep 25

Even if it wasn't a cliché, you be hard pressed to make me take interest in a plot point that seems to represent typical high school overdramatic bullshit. Apparently I'm the only one that feels that way though.

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Blueglasscup 18

Daym you two must be pretty good actors for it to seem so authentic.

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DjeePee 24

Her boyfriend probably got stolen the day before.

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ideasrule 13

Look at the bright side: this means you're great at acting and will probably ace the performance.

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Cobro 5

Hey don't worry the same thing happen to me today; except I was the one who threw the punch....wait

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AthleticSwaqq 8

Who randomly punches someone in the face, calling them a crazy bitch if they dont whats actually happening? He/she is the psycho bitch.

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