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By lol123 - 10/07/2009 10:09 - Norway

Today, it was the premiere of a huge play I've worked on for months. The latest week we've practised a lot, resulting in little sleep. In one of the scenes I'm just lying there pretending to be asleep. Guess who actually fell asleep? FML

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By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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By embarrassed - 18/11/2010 02:31

Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By ThirteenThirteen - 01/04/2015 22:09 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML

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By theatreluver - 05/01/2011 03:15 - United States

Today, it was opening night for the play where I was, for the first time ever, one of the leads. I went on stage with a loud and energetic entrance. I came in two scenes early. FML

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By dead_painter - 04/05/2016 00:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, after spending hours of my time painting sets for the last two months - with less dedication than only the head painter herself, and to the point where my health and grades suffered - I finally got to see the play I worked so hard on. I was the only one they forgot to put in the playbill. FML

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Drama!

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 01:00 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML

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Making the scene

By billie - 29/04/2025 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I proudly presented my research project in class that I've worked for day and night for 3 weeks straight. My teacher fell asleep. FML

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Act three, scene one

By anon - 12/08/2024 14:00 - New Zealand

Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML

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Maddoctor 10

Friday 10 July 2009 16:02

And that's what you call irony.

spamme 0

Friday 10 July 2009 16:21

and the audience were astounished with the great actress on the stage!

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plexico 3

Friday 10 July 2009 17:47

It's Norwegian theatre, no one could tell the difference anyway.

BaldOuting 0

Friday 10 July 2009 17:58

Haha too funny. Hope someone got that on video. Baldouting.blogspot.com.

moopmopmoop 0

Friday 10 July 2009 18:11

wait, who fell asleep?

thatonekid2010 0

Friday 10 July 2009 18:23

YDI for having a boner.

iKaite 0

Friday 10 July 2009 20:59

Lol, I lol'd at this.

tedsheckler 0

Friday 10 July 2009 18:25

Please stop with the awful "Guess who..." ending. Ugh, just terrible.

NDnation44 0

Friday 10 July 2009 19:01

thank you for this comment

19lollipop96 0

Friday 10 July 2009 18:33

Perfect now u don't have to act

NDnation44 0

Friday 10 July 2009 18:44

no way is this true

ashole1990 10

Friday 10 July 2009 18:45

way to get into character

mcbane 0

Friday 10 July 2009 18:48

this fml is terrible. and whoever wrote it likes guzzling gallons of cum

Shyman4ever 0

Friday 10 July 2009 18:55

Haha that happens to me all the time.

NDnation44 0

Friday 10 July 2009 18:58

u get your hair cut off?

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Method acting

Same thing different taste

Drama!

Making the scene

Act three, scene one

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