Mind games

By LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States

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Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
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griffins33 4

At least your being turned on

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Robro54 6

He probably had a nicer body and more sex appeal in your imagination than he did in real life.

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immaMonsta 8

Hey, the mind can make things more intense than they really are.

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a_lenzmeier 11

I've done that before too. It's the built up expectation you had. If you have no expectations, there will be no need for disappointment.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

*Ding ding ding* Truth has been spoken. This applies to anything, really. No expectations make for a much easier and pleasant life. Just let it take you where it may.

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DjeePee 24

So true. I'm making myself frustrated by always having gigantic expectations when I'll see my boyfriend. We're going to play Skylanders, watch Dexter and even The iron lady, during this all we will cuddle and hug and eat chips and popcorn and afterwards we will have the most astonishing sex of all times. And then I actually go there, we play Skylanders, can't beat Kaos, watch nothing whatsoever, eat nothing and go to bed without sex. I should stop making expectations, but I can't help it. Tl;dr: OP, it's nothing to be worried about.

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rogerover 19

Try following thru with your ideas. They sound like fun.

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betticonfetti 7

I've found that I have to think about sex to get turned on (in other words: create expectations), otherwise I don't feel like doing it.

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xrudeboyrock 29

well..... yeah. In your mind, he does everything right and it makes you feel how you want to feel. It may make real life a little pale by comparison, but fantasy is a great tool to add to your sex life.

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MickGold 8

It's magical what imagining a dick just slightly bigger can do to a female's mind and hormones;D

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WoshJinchell93 11

She's (seemingly) 14 and probably more experienced than myself. Sad.

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MickGold 8

19- all people, of all ages imagine. It happens, no biggie;) 31- I'm not sure exactly what u mean by that. You could be insulting me or pitying yourself. Either way, if you've had a girlfriend, which I'm sure you have, and at least made out with her then you're more experienced than I am. Don't feel bad(:

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MickGold 8

41- You weren't being rude. Thanks for apologizing just incase, though. It's quite kind of you. Now all is well and settled(:

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ieatcats 0

someone beat me to the age game QQ

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cradle6 13

Communicate with him! Do the your best to act out fantasies.

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Jannettecooks 1

^ 16 took my idea! I completely agree with him! If you open up and say exactly what you want you won't be disappointed! He'll love it too! (men know nothing until we teach them)

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chitown23 4

I agree with the first part but not the second well some what of the second part

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coldashell 23

Perhaps somebody is a little little in a certain spot.

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Calyx_fml 21

I hate ti break it to you but the idea of sex usually is better than the act itself.

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onebigkaboom 10

69 people say YDI

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aFreedom127 9

Unfortunately fantasy is almost always better than reality.

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