Mind the gap

By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I think this should be an illustrated FML. The mental picture I got from this was great.

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tobin22 9

So why mention the aunt/mom feud about her drinking it has nothing to do with the story.

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Crazberry 5

"They just moved the headstones!!" Sorry, I thought of Poltergeist while reading this. Look on the bright side OP, at least THAT didn't happen.

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iselinzilla 4

So much for the dramatic exit.

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kikirose_fml 0

drinking problems are hereditary you know...

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Phendraana 0

"You left the bodies and you only moved the headstones!" lol

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SirKingCharlie 8

That should be an advert to stop smoking

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Cathrin 26

Where in the FML did the OP mention smoking? He said he was going out for some fresh air, presumably to get away from his family's meltdown, not going out for a smoke.

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Goochlet 13

Oh no! Not your shoe!! I hope you find it :/

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nevergiveinever 19

All I can think of is Leslie Knope falling into that pit in Parks and Recreation ? I do hope you're okay though. I've taken my fair share of tumbles as well.

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