Love: Misunderstood

Misunderstood

By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML

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By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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By joanikens - 26/03/2016 19:02 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML

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By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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By UnluckyTh1rteen - 27/08/2020 14:19 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML

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Smooth

By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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By dexter - 15/01/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

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By ThatOneGuy - 28/04/2019 16:00

Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML

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nickmeier1 4

Monday 25 July 2011 0:29

hahahahah I'm sooo sorry but that's hilarious!

SillySydney 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:36

Wait. Who brings their sister to a date anyways?

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SavySituation 0

Monday 25 July 2011 5:06

Hahah Wow Gurll You Should Have Known!

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 25 July 2011 5:11

He's obviously not paying attention to the subtle signs. Email him some yummy pics. Be sure to include a full signature on your email.

thisgirl2u 9

Monday 25 July 2011 5:43

Right, and be as "specific" as possible with your feelings about him.

Countrygirl5 8

Monday 25 July 2011 5:35

awhh that's mean of the other guy to say.. even if it's true! sorry OP :(

bettyc4 26

Monday 25 July 2011 5:55

whats wrong with you going after your sisters guy like that, that's hella messes up

bzett 0

Monday 25 July 2011 6:03

uhhh.....coming mom!

chengy4191 7

Monday 25 July 2011 6:18

ydi if it was really a date for u then don't bring a tag along especially ur sister

ldccool 0

Monday 25 July 2011 7:03

i would say sorry but i about peed my pants when i read this ! wasnt it obvious his interest wasnt in you lol

ajayy_96 3

Monday 25 July 2011 7:04

awww!! poor thing:/

Glassmaster 0

Monday 25 July 2011 7:13

That's funny because it doesn't seem like you ever said it was a date, at least not to him, until he dropped you off. And you'd have to be pretty oblivious to not notice that he considered it a date with your sister. Moreover, if you thought it was a date, WHY BRING YOUR SISTER?!? Maybe some people are just not gifted in the intelligence department...