Love: Misunderstood

Misunderstood

By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML

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By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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By joanikens - 26/03/2016 19:02 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML

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By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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By UnluckyTh1rteen - 27/08/2020 14:19 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML

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Smooth

By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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By dexter - 15/01/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

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By ThatOneGuy - 28/04/2019 16:00

Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML

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nickmeier1 4

Monday 25 July 2011 0:29

hahahahah I'm sooo sorry but that's hilarious!

SillySydney 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:36

Wait. Who brings their sister to a date anyways?

Comments

hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

Monday 25 July 2011 3:27

well that isn't good

MissyBoo13 0

Monday 25 July 2011 3:29

Hahahahaha that is awful but it made my day!

lamaravilla1 0

Monday 25 July 2011 3:39

that's one way to get he's point across lol in another worlds u were the fly in the cake. FUL

HeyImJuli 3

Monday 25 July 2011 3:40

whyy did u go with ur sister again??

caidensmommy 2

Monday 25 July 2011 4:07

Let's hope they don't start dating then its going to be really awkward

_Oblivion_ 12

Monday 25 July 2011 4:26

Love how the op automatically thinks its a date when they first states "i went out for coffee with my sister and my crush." You went out for coffee. Not to get it in, you went for coffee.

Qball_LAX 7

Monday 25 July 2011 4:32

Wow. All 3 of your suck at life. 1. Who brings their sister on a date (this applies to both of you) 2. You clearly fail at flirting, as does she, and 3. How dumb is this guy? Obviously a moron. So, all 3 involved here fail, epically.