Awkward, Wanker and Miscellaneous: Misunderstood

Misunderstood

By Blah - 24/01/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

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By Khail Lozano - 02/04/2022 00:00

Today, I was making my bed and had an armload of pillows. One slipped and I tried to catch it between my arm and leg. I missed, sending my fist into my nuts. FML

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By MedChew - 30/10/2015 17:01 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I dropped my phone between my legs and tried to catch it with my thighs. Instead, the phone fell through just as I crushed my own balls with my legs. FML

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You deserved it 5 109

By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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By DangerZone - 12/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

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You deserved it 5 119

By Ballhugger - 06/12/2009 20:42 - Canada

Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

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You deserved it 11 162

By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 07:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML

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You deserved it 7 146

False alarm

By dirtyhands - 18/02/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom burst into my room to ask if I was okay because she thought the squeaking was me crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML

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You deserved it 62 912

By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 00:22 - United States

Today, I stubbed my toe against the corner of my bed, causing me to gasp and moan in pain. My parents overheard, and now I'm getting the full coming of age talk and how I shouldn't lie about what I was doing. I didn't do anything. FML

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Mah bawsac

By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML

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You deserved it 8 045

By Jeff - 02/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML

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You deserved it 139

ScaryyMary 14

Monday 25 January 2010 1:57

You were playing with a ball that hit your balls and now your stepdad thinks you were playing with your balls when really you were only playing with one ball and you posted the whole sad story on FML... you, sir, are ballin'.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 25 January 2010 1:15

Yea right. sounds like a poor excuse for playing with yourself

Comments

fatalsh0ts 0

Monday 25 January 2010 6:57

DUDE you totally ripped that from the SIMPSONS get your own real stories nooby liar....

JoshTheMaggot 8

Monday 25 January 2010 7:14

lol you fail sir. that's so funny. and either way you liked it but be careful ure stepdad could be a pedophile. check megans law man. hurry!

yourefreakindumb 0

Monday 25 January 2010 7:21

Why the hell would you put your hands down your pants? I understand grabbing your nuts, but actually sticking your hands down you pants? You're freakin dumb and deserved every bit of that humiliation.

dsel1672 0

Monday 25 January 2010 7:24

lol

HeroOfWar 0

Monday 25 January 2010 7:29

hahaha. Sure that's what happened =P

jonny2x4 0

Monday 25 January 2010 7:35

It's a pretty natural reaction to try to massage your balls in order to make it all better. Not that any of you ladies out there would ever understand. It's funny to watch guys getting crotched on"America's Funniest Home Videos" but not when you're on the receiving end.

Ren_Eah 0

Monday 25 January 2010 7:42

I can actually sort of believe this. Something similar happened to my boyfriend once while we were on the phone, only it a was the remote to his tv and he didn't shove his hands down his pants O_o