Mixed feelings

By thefriedman - 12/02/2013 04:59 - United States - Perris

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Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML
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SoSickWithIt 14

********, coming, pissing. The best 3 feelings in life. Try having sex with her in your bathroom? :D

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buckdharma 36

Well, if you start jerking off in the shower, you won't be able to go out when it's raining.

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sarkaar 30

Pavlov would be proud of you. Edit : I see 27 beat me to the Pavlov reference.

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danhello 2

Have sex in the bathroom!

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hubbs666 2

This seems like too easy of a fix to be on FML

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CanCann 16

Kind of ironic. Especially considering the same senses/nerves are stimulated whether you're using the bathroom or having an ******. Just on different levels.

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ulissey_fml 22

Hey, it takes two to tang. Let's pray she has the good essence to change soon. Oh, it stinks though that it gives you a stwiffy.

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firefly319 7

I've never associated an air freshener with either. And blah blah ppl already mentioned Pavlov. ^.^

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Spectre529 12

Well... New air fresheners? Or just swap what activity happens in those rooms to the other. Problem solved =D

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DanielleinDC 33

Easy fix. Get a different air freshener. Or convince your girlfriend to get a new air freshener.

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