Mixed feelings

By thefriedman - 12/02/2013 04:59 - United States - Perris

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Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML
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SoSickWithIt 14

********, coming, pissing. The best 3 feelings in life. Try having sex with her in your bathroom? :D

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buckdharma 36

Well, if you start jerking off in the shower, you won't be able to go out when it's raining.

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Kingbreezy04 10

No not FYL. Because every time I have sex I think about does Batman every have to take a piss whenever he is out fighting crime.

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starcrossddream 14

Buy her some candles pillow spray etc. you can change the scent and get mega brownie points ^_^

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Seirye14 11

Here's a crazy idea; CHANGE YOUR BATHROOM AIR FRESHENER.

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KiddNYC1O 20

This may turn into some fecal fetish...

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pacmanman 15

So change you bathroom air freshener with a different fragrance! Problem solved! :D

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kennaem1 11

I think it's time for a new air freshener!

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