Dating and Love: Mixed signals

Mixed signals

By max - 07/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML

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You deserved it 2 984

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 15:00

Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 391

You deserved it 882

By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 422

You deserved it 2 978

By thetheatreguy - 26/02/2009 14:56 - Canada

Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 682

You deserved it 12 844

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 997

You deserved it 4 483

Egg IRL

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 05:01 - United States

Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML

I agree, your life sucks 889

You deserved it 101

But I'm a man

By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 144

You deserved it 347

By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 366

You deserved it 5 988

Supportive

By bopbop - 20/05/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 082

You deserved it 4 371

By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 091

You deserved it 1 350

My brother the Gigachad

By Anonymous - 15/02/2022 06:01

Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 307

You deserved it 132

PandaBear_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 5:20

That's happened to me too. Except I Don't have a brother.

Benj_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:17

That's not a bad thing at all. Girls who had experiences having crushes on guys who turned out to be gay often try to preempt it happening again by assuming any guy they like is gay. Just tell her you're not. It's really likely she'll be interested.

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PandaBear_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 5:20

That's happened to me too. Except I Don't have a brother.

chickenlips23 16

Wednesday 11 February 2015 6:21

ya me tooo!

babydoll_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 6:56

I am sorry. it was sweet of you to give her your arm to hold

greenman_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:29

agreed with #3. the only way to a woman's heart is through pain and suffering. make her believe that you are too good for her. if she is a shameless ***** with daddy issues (most women are) she will be desperate for your approval, which will most likely mean sleeping with you.

123sploosh 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 18:34

remove yourself from the human gene pool.

poiuyloopy 0

Friday 23 December 2011 21:50

****** douche bag

quiksta 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 15:58

we gentlemen never get the credit we deserve. in many cases, never even the attention as the ladies would rather be with some chongo jock type

carlyycatt 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 4:14

i would love if on the 1st date the guy gave me his arm to hold. ;)

Benj_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:17

F_MeRunning 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:38

what a F***ing *****

Alley_Cat_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 8:07

I agree with 2 & 3. Smack her, prove to her that you are in fact a man's man. Nothing says 'I'm straight and we could be good together' like a backhand to the mouth. No, joking, I hope you corrected her.