Singing, Awkward and Love: Moment of truth

Moment of truth

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it a solo came on, and i turned to her and said "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 895

You deserved it 86 467

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 250

You deserved it 8 389

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 801

You deserved it 123

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By Stage Fright - 05/12/2022 00:00

Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 789

You deserved it 168

By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 076

You deserved it 15 544

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML

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You deserved it 263

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By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 018

You deserved it 5 606

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 06:37 - United States - Denver

Today, I had my last orchestra concert and had a large solo. My dad came to watch and record it; however, the whole time he recorded another girl, thinking it was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 669

You deserved it 3 230

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 279

You deserved it 6 378

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By NotChadKrouger - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 740

You deserved it 15 159

By Aberrombie Blue - 18/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Durham

Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 890

You deserved it 14 120

ohboyscott 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:34

LOL. shoulda said you were joking, or something.. shit man, you're ******.

Tehalon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:35

She should respect your honesty!

Comments

ohboyscott 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:34

LOL. shoulda said you were joking, or something.. shit man, you're ******.

Gstone5 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 8:12

or he should learn to fake love the music, or at least lie lol

sarahalyssa_fml 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 17:35

ahaha true, but she would still feel like shit a little

Tehalon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:35

She should respect your honesty!

Zuriel45 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:36

Don't worry about it, i'm sure there's a lot more you don't know too.

karleigh 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:36

Wow, yeah you're screwed. That was a bit stupid of you.

CrimsonKnight 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:56

I agree with # 2. Even if you were a bit harsh, she should at least respect that you gave your honest opinion.

FPsLife 5

Monday 23 March 2009 10:10

Agreed with #4 and #2

HatesMyMom 0

Monday 23 March 2009 10:15

your friend deserved to be told that

Root123 0

Monday 23 March 2009 10:31

If it was her recording of the chorus then shouldn't you just assume it's her solo? Why else would she make you listen to it.

olivejuice 0

Monday 23 March 2009 10:48

If you know there's a possibility that it could be your girlfriend, you should just be safe & ask first who is singing, then respond based on her answer. Then you won't get into situations like this!! Honesty is great, but sparing your girlfriend's feelings is the better thing to do. You deserved it-

dorktastic09 0

Friday 16 July 2010 20:41

I agree with number 9!

RLJJ 0

Monday 23 March 2009 11:04

"Rather shut up and let people think you're an idiot than open it and leave no doubt..." Another philosopher stated : "Before you say something ask yourself three questions : - is it true ? - is it useful to say this ? - is it kind ? If you don't score three yes, then keep silent"

zivlaks 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:11

thats a dumb saying, sometimes unkind things must be said..

shadexilmaendu 4

Wednesday 13 June 2012 14:52

Yes, but is insulting your girlfriends singing in such a childish manner going to achieve anything? If someone just stole from you or raped your dog, by all means you're within your rights to say some unkind things. If someone ******* up their life and need to hear the hard truth, tell them. But everything you do can either have a positive or negative outcome. Why be needlessly hurtful?