Singing, Awkward and Love: Moment of truth

Moment of truth

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it a solo came on, and i turned to her and said "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML

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Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

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By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML

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By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 06:37 - United States - Denver

Today, I had my last orchestra concert and had a large solo. My dad came to watch and record it; however, the whole time he recorded another girl, thinking it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By NotChadKrouger - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

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By Aberrombie Blue - 18/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Durham

Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML

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ohboyscott 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:34

LOL. shoulda said you were joking, or something.. shit man, you're ******.

Tehalon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:35

She should respect your honesty!

Comments

bread_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:53

You're an idiot. Think before you speak.

itsshayan 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:19

little did i know, it was you being an idiot.

JackTheRipper_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:21

well this guy's the biggest jack ass in the history of earth. forget jeffrey dahmer and charles manson, this guy takes the cake. he obviously stated that it was HER recording from HER church, hence why SHE was the one singing. what a ******* douche.

hallucinog3n 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:43

I'm just wondering how you could NOT recognize your girlfriend's voice...

Bubs_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:21

Personally I would be irritated as hell if my girlfriend made me listen to one of her chorus recordings. But that's just me. It's like when you're talking to a girl on the phone and she suddenly shouts :OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG!" and puts the phone up to the radio speaker and you have to pretend you care, or be called an asshole.

nikkireese 0

Monday 23 March 2009 21:17

i'm against lying to people abt their talents so kudos on the criticism. it saves her from future embarrassment, and you're not a douche for letting her think she can sing when she obviously can't. . . .

bioclock 0

Monday 23 March 2009 21:59

Oh. Oh my god, this is priceless. Sucks to be you. You deserved it, certainly, but I got a good laugh out of this. And hey, maybe it'll give her some incentive to learn how to sing.

well_this_sucks 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:05

im taking it yer ex's now??? hahaha JK but it is funny!

antimony 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:48

#10, grow up. not everyone is nice. anyhow, if she was that close to you in the first place she would accept the citicism and if she leaves you for that then you don't deserve someone that stupid

spongebobrocks 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:25

Okay, who clicks "You deserved this"? Seriously, it's not like he knew, and he just said what he thought, I'd do the same. He just stated his opinion on the certain solo, it's not like he knew. And even if he knew, lying would be horrible, like if he said "That's a nice solo" and he actually thought it sucked. She should appreciate the honesty.