Intimacy: Mommy issues

Mommy issues

By tiredofcrazy - 18/03/2014 09:14 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend stormed out after I suggested to him that his relationship with his mother is maybe a little weird. Apparently having regular, hour-long phone discussions about your penis is a perfectly normal thing for a 23-year-old to have with his mother. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Username - 14/07/2019 20:00

Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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The birds and the bees

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 18:00

Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML

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Mummy's boy

By Anonymous - 22/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML

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By Not Amish FFS - 17/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML

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It's probably for the best

By Serire - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Monroe

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

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By CALIdime_15 - 05/05/2012 05:42 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML

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Sex talk

By Bellagirl - 19/07/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML

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Projection

By Anonymous - 12/08/2020 14:02

Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML

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Randy old bird

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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Childlike

By Anonymous - 18/04/2021 23:01 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML

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Nilorak 24

Tuesday 18 March 2014 18:21

It isn't normal?

crazypplun1te 4

Tuesday 18 March 2014 18:22

yeah his "mother"

Comments

gabix3 16

Tuesday 18 March 2014 19:11

Maybe he should talk to a doctor about his wang... Not his mommy.

breakinlegs 19

Tuesday 18 March 2014 19:12

sounds like bates hotel in real life!

vlalam 24

Tuesday 18 March 2014 19:14

Wow, I wouldn't want such a discussion even when I was kid, forget abt it having now...I am glad I never got the talk from my parents either...

Kamon97 23

Tuesday 18 March 2014 19:16

Does he still call it his wee wee?

WeskersSexslave 15

Tuesday 18 March 2014 19:19

One word. incest

Nish007 15

Tuesday 18 March 2014 19:19

well that escalated quickly :P

SuperStormCindy 8

Tuesday 18 March 2014 19:21

That's hella nasty

Zsteel 10

Tuesday 18 March 2014 19:41

Never insult a man's relationship with his mom.

syed121417 22

Tuesday 18 March 2014 21:15

Amen

jaellin 18

Tuesday 18 March 2014 19:41

I hope my sons are comfortable talking to me about anything, even when they're grown. But I still can't see why their genitals would be a topic of conversation on any sort of regular basis.