Mommy issues

By tiredofcrazy - 18/03/2014 09:14 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend stormed out after I suggested to him that his relationship with his mother is maybe a little weird. Apparently having regular, hour-long phone discussions about your penis is a perfectly normal thing for a 23-year-old to have with his mother. FML
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SmittyJA24 26

Here's another vote for making him your ex BF.

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worldclassrager 39

If that conversation is helping your sex life then I'd be okay with it maybe make it longer than an hour

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jewelia13 12

Thank you, I just choked on my coffee. lol

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CurlyQute 17

Ummm yeah that's definitely Not normal

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shadowofbong 16

Awesome. I love how some practices are still shocking. Still not jaded yet... yup!

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trulypar 34

I have a 22 y/o son and if he had a question I would definitely help, but since I don't have a penis I would refer him to his dad or, if something was wrong, his doctor.

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squarecircles 13

What does it do? Glow in the dark?

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revelation11B 10

"Look Mommy! My penis glows in the dark!"

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Godsofdracos 15

If my penis glowed in the dark, first I'd freak out... Then I'd by a dark light.

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toastedbagel14 3

To be completely honest, I can't see anything wrong with this unless she was physically there, staring at it as they talked about it for an hour.

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kellie82 1

its sad that you are that insecure about yourself that you think it be dirty and discusting for a son to talk to his mother about personal things.... it is bad enough that men dont pay attention to that area because its taboo and no boy like to go to dictors to talk anout their junk.... and your boyfriend is comfortable enough to go to his mother.... and you make it dirty.... you are disgusting... and you need a good knock to the head..... how dare you make him feel disgusting what if there is an actual issue ? and now he wont get it checked out because of this stupid comment.... so well done

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Pleonasm 35

68- You expected some sort of standard around here? 64- Is this OP's boyfriend's mum by any chance?

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OhWhoCares 42

64: Maybe you should look into taking some English and writing classes. I'm shocked that I didn't find a few SWAGs and #yolo's thrown in there. Although, with the message you're attempting to convey, people will probably consider you a freak anyway. Talking with your mom for hours about your penis over the phone is nothing short of freakishly weird. He needs to cut the umbilical cord, and see a doctor since something is so wrong with his genitals.

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kellie82 1

last time i checked this was a site called fml not english class you ******* retard....

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kellie82 1

a bit extreme who said anything about bludgeoing .... its simple... i know plenty of people who could talk to either parent about anything.... myself o cluded but keep spreading hate.... and make people feel bad .... its ok just go to church pray to god like a good little dirty christian you are

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tinggo 5

Maybe it's not his mom you never know

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