Mommy issues

By tiredofcrazy - 18/03/2014 09:14 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend stormed out after I suggested to him that his relationship with his mother is maybe a little weird. Apparently having regular, hour-long phone discussions about your penis is a perfectly normal thing for a 23-year-old to have with his mother. FML
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AFCCT 7

Hey, at least she's not coming over and personally inspecting it for an hour

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olpally 32

That's just a super level of crazy and weird. The most I talk to my parents is like 5-10 minutes a day. Good god, that's not normal, at all. Run.

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chinaski7628 32

I don't think it's the length of the conversation that's weird. It's the topic of the conversation that's weird. It's perfectly normal to have long conversations with your parents. Just not about your genitals.

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DanielleinDC 33

Regular, hour-long conversations with mom? Someone's got the apron strings tied a bit too tightly. That they're about his penis is creepy beyond belief. Wonder what Freud would say about that.

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lenehey 7

maybe, chinaski, but not every day, no matter what the topic is.

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chinaski7628 32

True-- not everyday, but I live in a different city than my parents and have been known to talk to my mom for an hour or so at a time (about normal things). And when I'm home, I spend a lot of time with them. It also helps that I'm an adult who has lived away from home for 20 years. I definitely didn't talk to them this much when I was a teen. Somehow they got more tolerable the older I got and further away I moved :)

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grindzilla 4

How is this weird when it's his mom? She kinda birthed him and had to change him...

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Pleonasm 35

The question is, how ISN'T this weird when it's his mum?

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tishtashbat 16

Yes, she birthed him 23 years ago and changed him as a baby because that babies need to be taken care of, not to inspect his penis. Since then he's become an ADULT, and this kind of conversation with a parent is not needed or normal.

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grindzilla 4

So he feels comfortable talking to his mom about his junk. She's not even seeing it. They're just talking about it. Not that big of a deal.

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Pleonasm 35

Hey, I mean if you're partial to talking about the intricacies of your genitalia for large amounts of time with your parents then more power to you! Just know that everyone isn't the same.

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CoGhostRider 31

I guess you would have hour long conversations with your dad about your vaginal discharge?

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luckytaim 15

What if his moms a doctor or something?

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cryssycakesx3 22

I have a feeling he wasn't talking about his rod for that whole hour.

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buttcramp 21

unless the boyfriend has a medical issue or is trans, it's not right.

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Sathane 21

What's weird is that he has enough material to carry on several hours of conversations regarding his penis. Seems unlikely. The more likely scenario here is that he likes to speak to his mother but whining about that isn't exactly FML worthy, now is it? Throw in a dick and suddenly it's FML gold. Suck it up. If you don't like the fact he has a comfortable relationship with his mother, do him a favour and leave.

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upallnight11 19

No, he only dates his mother.

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martin8337 35

Oedipus Complex if I ever heard of one.

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TheAbstract 15

Ovid's Withering - Oedipus Complex. Give it a listen. May not be your cup of tea musically, but lyrically very applicable to this situation.

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sjbartholome 14

yeah because breaking up is always the answer.

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GirlGamer12345 22

Well if he's talking to his mother about his penis there's obviously something wrong there. It could be insecurity or just something weird. Who knows what could be next. I would break up with him...

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jaellin 18

It's always the answer on fml. I swear I see it at least once on every post. Got a cactus thrown at your head? Break up with your boyfriend!

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whyusofat 17

What if he was the one who threw the cactus?

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JazNim17 18

Bad example there. If my boyfriend threw a cactus at my head, I'd leave him in an instant.

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Murilirum 23

She birthed every bit of his body. You don't grow out of being your mothers child. 23 months old, or 23 years old, still the same parts as before.

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Coeliacchic93 21

there's gotta be an issue if a 23 year old has the same Penis as a 23month old o.O

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Pleonasm 35

Well, it's still the SAME penis. I'd didn't swap out or anything.

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