Kids: Monty Python crossover episode

Monty Python crossover episode

By Monty Python's Flying Circus - 19/05/2017 04:00

Today, it's been three weeks since my son found my old red dress and hat outfit in the attic, and like every day since then, he has been putting it on and bursting into rooms without warning and shouting, "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" He's almost 18 and going to college in September. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 03:00

Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 12:25 - United States

Today, I finally found out where my great-grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year-old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

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By NotMacklemore - 13/02/2015 04:59 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

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Weird kid

By Anonymous - 30/04/2021 21:30

Today, and for the last 4 days, my 19-year-old son has been wearing a metal full face skull helmet and a black robe, and has renamed himself Beast. He also bought a sword from god knows where and refuses to leave the house, because the outside scares him. I may need an exorcist. FML

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By M. Moore - 10/06/2019 18:00

Today, my 12-year-old son came home after a week with his father. He was still wearing the same socks and underwear I sent him out with. FML

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Chase me!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 00:30

Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform. I had a serious talk with him about being prepared, and how he would need to live with the consequences of not having the right outfit on. When we arrived at the meeting, everyone was in costumes because it's Halloween. I forgot. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

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By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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Grow up

By Anonymous - 08/04/2024 17:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I cleaned my 21 year-old son's bedroom from top to bottom. When he got home from work all he could do was complain that the clothes that were on his "floordrobe"’ were "only worn once." This was my only day off, so why do I bother? FML

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Therebepeople 13

Sunday 14 May 2017 10:12

To be fair, that will probably go over real well at college, for multiple reasons.

bobsanction 18

Friday 19 May 2017 4:02

He's not wrong.

Comments

Glowworm56 26

Friday 19 May 2017 5:25

This isn't a fail at all, this is a parenting win and hilarious!

Exaspera 54

Friday 19 May 2017 5:35

Drama major, amirite? :-D

SpaceToast 25

Friday 19 May 2017 6:16

As a fellow adult teenager, I find this very amusing.

olga_crvjl 19

Friday 19 May 2017 7:21

Omg why?? Whatvis going through his Mind lol

Wendy O Koopa 5

Friday 19 May 2017 20:37

Monty python

breecat3 16

Friday 19 May 2017 8:40

This is the greatest thing I've ever read in my life ? your son sounds awesome.

innitfam7771 10

Friday 19 May 2017 8:51

You have raised him well.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 19 May 2017 8:55

Put all his shit out in the yard and say, "and now for something completely different."

Lalala579121 27

Friday 19 May 2017 10:52

And hide some of it in the bushes and make him find it.

Viktora Vow 4

Friday 19 May 2017 9:14

he's probably just nervous about going to university and is just clinging to adolescence while also hoping to just make you laugh...it's scary growing up...just be there for him