By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 05:15 - New Zealand

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Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
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insanestab 0

haha rubber ducky IS the one

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Y_U_19029 0

Did the duck sound like the Aflack duck?

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shaneac 0

Rubber ducky, you're the one You make bathtime lots of fun

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zerobahamut03 2

Mighty be time to find a girlfriend or ********** op. Problem solved!

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Specterk50 0

I thought I was the only one...

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steelersjackson 0

that duck must have been beautiful!!!

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MAGNAVOX 0

Was the duck the one with the penis?

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AbsoluteTurtle 0

better than a wet dream with sexual relations with water.

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warpig182 0

Don't worry OP I had a wet dream about masturebating once. Don't feel too bad.

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sourgirl101 28

I beg to differ. Adjustable shower head.

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benny2465 0

rubber ducky,your the one, you make wetdreams so ****** up

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TomPusslicker 21

at least it wasnt a real duck...thatd have just been weird lol

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Completely 0

LOL. I'm curious do you take baths with rubber ducks?

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code2264 0

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do you op

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bryan4595 0

whatever pushes ur buttons

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peakcheer 2

of course he does! doesn't everyone?...

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LabRats_fml 4

Did you use protection?

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Wizardroxx 3

14 - My birthday is one day before you xD So that makes us ALMOST twins, haha.

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iwenttherebuddy 0

14 what of its a female rubber duck ? Do we really want to make a new breed of rubber duck people ?!?

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Phustercluck 11

You mean the 14 year old....stop being creepers.

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HahaHokayThen 10

I never knew so many rapists lurked the depths of FML.

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DocBastard 38

If you are young enough for her, then you have no idea how to "tap that" anyway. Stick with your right hand. Damned kids.

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ifyouseekamy666 0

56 they see a lil hoe and they all come running.. poor #7.. xP

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browncity23 0

#'s 35 & 43 pedophiles much? I on the other hand am young enough to indeed " tap dat"

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paint_baller100 0

laFayette is in ny right?

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extremenoodles 0

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

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shaneac 0

lol, quote from Harry Potter? But, what IS the purpose of a rubber duck?

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RainbowxxVeinsx 17

To make bathtime more fun. xD

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Phustercluck 11

My bathtimes were dismal, all I got was soap.

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sourgirl101 28

I'm sure you still found something to play with while you were in that tub.

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heyyitsemilia 11

omg. I'm watching Harry Potter right now and that part came on when I read your comment lol.

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Annihilator 0

Maybe it's time to get a girlfriend. Open the door closet and get out. Then find a girl a have sex with her. If you peed then go back to having sex with rubber ducks.

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iseyixes 18

This comment didn't make much sense. Unless it was a dream....

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