Mood ruined

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 00:56 - United States

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Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
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lepercaunsal 0

u should keep ur toes cut then an I've had better ones that were bublished FML

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koko1718 0

what is with all the stupid FMLs lately?? this is not that bad

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perdix 29

Ooh! I might try that after a good sanding.

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xriley 0

DAMN...OP IF UR TOES WERE NEAR YOU WOULD BE PANTING RIGHT NOW...GUESS UR BF IS A NEAT FREAK

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spaceshan69 0

so then cut your damn toenails and move the **** on with your life! your life isn't over cuz he noticed you shred toe-socks.

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perdix 29

I think you are right about that, pendatic, I guess my dirty, little secret has made it around the offices of FML Corp., and I was trying to deflect it by steering the attention to my garden that had been rather weedy, but now is as smooth as Olympic ice. I was going to ask snick for pics to judge the nastiness of her crotch, but I think I prefer ignorance to prison. Stay tuned to our reports after the wedding night. I feel since FML brought us together, the readers deserve the explicit crotchetal details of the newlyweds. If she is being truthful, I may wish the Ken-doll scenario were true!

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perdix 29

Calm down, jenninsac, I'm waiting til she's legal in Texas. Oh, yeah, plus FML is an online fantasy world and the chanced of me being in the same city as one of my "lovers" is slim to none. Now I see that you are legal . . .

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