Mood ruined

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 00:56 - United States

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Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
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ohSNAPyall 26

"Get declawed, or I'll fantasize that you're Wolverine. Either works for me."

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im2good25 0

You could have wolverined his ass

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nirvanafreak93 0

lmao over a toe nail mate why was he looking at ur toes if u were Gunna have sex???

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mattf013 0

you should have got up in the middle of it and clipped your toenails on the bed >:)

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perdix 29

It's called a foot fetish and for those who have it, it may not just be foreplay, it may be the main event. Ever heard of a hand job? Guys with a foot fetish would want to receive one from their girlfriend's feet, and long, sharp toenails could be very unwelcome. I don't have this fetish, snick, but you'd better not have ugly feet!

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Rickymonkeypants 0

He is right toe nails hurt!!!!!

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Sirin_fml 46

Smooth as a seal's? Or even smoother than that, say... as smooth as Perdix' crotch?

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perdix 29

snick, I hope your crotch has only one toe, and it should resemble a camel's ;) Sirin, I didn't know the word got around to the FML staff about my, ahem, "bikini area." I tried trimming, then shaving, then waxing but could never get the perfect finish. My sanding regime is excruciatingly painful, but the results are legendary. Random orbital palm sander -- FTW!

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CallMeHush 0

I seem to remember a story about a Chinese emperor that wouldn't let a blade near his neck so they shaved him with hot coals. That should leave a nice finish.

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