More reasons to stay at home

By Anonymous - 11/09/2021 16:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my local pub has now closed so now the only bar within staggering distance of my house is an entertainment centre. So now, if I want to drink myself blotto, I can no longer do it in peace and quiet, I have to do it to the background noise of some cartoon monkey and 100 rotten kids screaming. FML
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RichardPencil 30

If the goal is to become blotto, the overwhelmingly obvious solution is to drink at home. It's cheaper and safer. If you're interested in the social aspect, then you have to find a pub.

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OfficialMrD 3

Drinking to get blotto should be done at home A bar or pub is supposed to get a relaxing buzz

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Plop 17

I don't want to sound mean, and am in no way judging you buuuut... You sound like you may have quite a bit of a drinking problem. Please go talk to someone about it.

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RichardPencil 30

If the goal is to become blotto, the overwhelmingly obvious solution is to drink at home. It's cheaper and safer. If you're interested in the social aspect, then you have to find a pub.

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OfficialMrD 3

Drinking to get blotto should be done at home A bar or pub is supposed to get a relaxing buzz

17 1
BurnInDemonFire 34

I haven't read an FML this pathetic in a while.

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Hangryko 29

Boo-hoo, buy your own booze and drink at home.

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