Miscellaneous: Move!

Move!

By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 16:28 - United States - Great Mills

Today, I was trying to convince my husband to not trim the lower branches of my favorite tree. After pleading my case, I turned around and ran smack into one of said branches. My face and my dignity still hurt. FML

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You deserved it 22 525

By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

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By JesusLaidAnEgg - 10/09/2019 14:02

Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML

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You deserved it 250

By shoutoutloud2him - 05/12/2009 08:48 - United States

Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML

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You deserved it 2 638

By Richocet - 18/05/2009 00:35 - Canada

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

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You deserved it 36 335

Watch out!

By fyln00b - 03/07/2010 04:49 - France

Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out!" FML

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By derped-out sperm - 01/04/2014 21:41 - Ireland

Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML

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You deserved it 5 943

By ether10 - 04/06/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 19 779

By Weldingtags - 28/10/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML

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You deserved it 2 962

By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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Tigg3r 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:07

Well, he was trying to save you. I mean, it wasn't like he did it on purpose! I'm still gonna call FYL though.

Elf_My_Life 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:07

YDI for complaining. He was trying to save you.

Comments

youthink_fml 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:54

if you're stupid enough to stand under a branch that is being cut from a tree........

Opiton1 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 21:04

How on earth is a simple and VERY minor accident a FML? You need to get a life if this was an FML.

TheLoneWolf87 4

Tuesday 29 December 2009 21:27

Headshot.

BrownSugar_fml 5

Tuesday 29 December 2009 21:29

your dad is so sweet, so he made a mistake but at least you know he loves you enough to try to save you.... fyl for getting hit with a branch but kudos for having an awesome dad!

karinka 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 22:19

jokes

jamjenni2774 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 22:39

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sexpanther10 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:35

what the hell? were these 30 lb limbs falling? Why push you out of the way like he's Indiana Jones or something, how about catch it do it doesnt smack you in the face. F your Dad's life for being such a dumbass.