Movie theatre fun

By Username - 02/08/2011 04:43 - Australia

Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing, "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML
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StopDropNRoll 11

What in the world is a tea-cosy?

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tacos_are_good 8

did you ask him what he wanted you to do?

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himynameischeese 6

kids day the earnest things... and I guess people watching movies do to!?

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himynameischeese 6

thank you are nice

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MsJoyfull 4

Love is in the air, everytime you look around.

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LizzJizz 16

Either he wanted u to write a shit review...or it was his way of asking you to do it with him;) hardcore cinema fornication

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ShyAnn29 14

His own way of asking for sex, maybe....

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funky303 6

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_cosy

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perdix 29

You should have whipped it out and started masturbating, y'know, WWPWHD?

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ILoveEmoes 9

Communication, communication, communication! What the heck did he want you to do?! Now we'll never know, thanks a lot OP.

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