Embarrassing, Awkward and Kids: My bad - FML

My bad

By Noname - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a toddler's ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

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mylifeisnotfuckd 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:01

BOOM! HEADSHOT!

ohgeez17 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:34

lol, i did that to my kid cousin years ago... His grandmother has yet to forgive me...

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gatorgirl 0

Friday 6 February 2009 18:59

hahahahahahaha

0 3

Saturday 14 February 2009 8:10

HAHAHA thanks so much #11!

Vaati_fml 20

Wednesday 30 April 2014 2:05

How'd you manage to respond to a comment that came after yours? O.o

RawrToast 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:06

Totally happened top me several times before -.-

mrcarmine 0

Friday 13 March 2009 4:29

lol @ rick

mylifeisnotfuckd 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:01

BOOM! HEADSHOT!

ohgeez17 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:34

lol, i did that to my kid cousin years ago... His grandmother has yet to forgive me...

Jfreekao 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 0:24

Hmmm... This happened in an episode of Katekyo Hitman REBORN...

yaktazuki 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:39

I did the same thing as #3

volleygirl11 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:47

Hahaha.I've been hit in the face with a volleyball & served it and hit my BFF in the face and knocked her tooth out. bahahabaha it was funny :)))) but wow you retard l0l FYL

popoman 0

Monday 27 July 2009 18:07

You're an idiot. Toddlers often don't have the physical capabilities and coordination to catch a moving object well. You should have rolled it to him. If it were an older child (maybe around 4+), it's not your fault. But you deserve it this time.

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