Embarrassing, Awkward and Kids: My bad

My bad

By Noname - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a toddler's ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

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mylifeisnotfuckd 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:01

BOOM! HEADSHOT!

ohgeez17 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:34

lol, i did that to my kid cousin years ago... His grandmother has yet to forgive me...

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Sonfang 19

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:17

aww I hope the parents wernt to upset..that suck, but accidents happen. the kid will live and life goes on! Hope your day got better

bananaskidmark 3

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:29

hahahahahahaha! I would've loved to see that!

WingZero88 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 8:59

I did the same thing as #14

croma_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 10:10

ha totally ok I do this all the time!!!!

yake12 0

Friday 19 March 2010 17:06

dude he was throwing it to a toddler... how is it the catchers responsibility when he can't even write his own name

pu13 5

Wednesday 14 April 2010 5:19

I hope it's on YouTube XD

UnluckyDom 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 22:07

5 INORITE

VerbalVenom 16

Thursday 16 January 2014 1:45

SMACK!! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

skittlesucker55 9

Wednesday 24 February 2016 8:09

Were u in a will ferrel movie ?

daidax_238 26

Monday 20 June 2016 3:22

It's not your fault the kid didn't catch the ball

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