my boyfriend was scrolling through his photos to show pics of...

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By "KawaiiSkank" - 23/11/2017 21:54

my boyfriend was scrolling through his photos to show pics of the cats to his mom and he went right past a butt pic that wasnt mine in his camera roll

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Saturday 25 November 2017 18:16

you should kick his butt to the curb.

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Saturday 25 November 2017 18:16

you should kick his butt to the curb.

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